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Total Medals Earned: 118 (From 23 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,475 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 3/2/11
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 8/27/09
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 7/9/10
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 7/9/10
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 7/9/10
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 7/9/10
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

My Goddesses Unlocked 3/13/11
10 Points
Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs Unlocked 3/13/11
10 Points
Use every type of drug in the game
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles 5 Points Travel over 2.5 miles
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/150 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/7/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/13/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/6/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/23/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Preggerz Unlocked 7/3/09
100 Points
Beat the game.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3

PATH OF AGGRESSION Unlocked 7/15/09
50 Points
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE Unlocked 7/14/09
50 Points
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
THE PASSION OF THE EXTERMINATOR Unlocked 8/1/09
50 Points
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)

K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Beat Level 1 Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2 Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3 Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4 Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5 Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6 Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7 Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8 Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 10 5 Points Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11 5 Points Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12 5 Points Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13 5 Points Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14 5 Points Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15 5 Points Beat Level 15
Beat Level 9 5 Points Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16 10 Points Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17 10 Points Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18 10 Points Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19 10 Points Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20 10 Points Beat Level 20
CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.

Medals Earned: 8/22 (40/200 points)

Magic Pink Man 2

FUCK COWS Unlocked 2/21/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SUMO BOSS Unlocked 3/8/10
50 Points
Beat the sumo boss.
HAPPILY EVER AFTER 50 Points Watch the hidden ending.
DIDN'T GET FUCKED UP 100 Points Beat the final boss.
I'M 10 YEARS OLD AGAIN Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (60/310 points)